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Suhana steps out in style

Suhana is a lil fashionista while her brother Aryan seems to be a bit shy. Here's a look at SRK with his family at the airport

‘Ready’ is a jackass and Bullshit Movie ???

‘Ready’ is a jackass jokes hummable songs back-breaking fights Ready is Bullshit  Movie Salman gives in his 10 percent and packages it off with 200 percent confidence and style.

Whistle-blowers rejoice! Salman is back and this time he's ditched his belt to fiddle inside his pant pockets (read: Dhinka Chika, in case you don't have a television set at home). The thing with Salman's films is that they're in a genre of their own. A genre that cannot be graded for the story, screenplay, performances or any other metric used to evaluate other films. They can just be enjoyed or suffered, depending upon the elasticity of your tolerance. I hope you would consider this vague disclaimer before reading this review and before going to watch this monsoon musical.

But you're on this page hoping to get an idea about this film, so let's get down to business. The film is about a spoilt brat called Prem (the 14th time Salman has used this as a screen name) and his annoyingly happy family. Prem's daddy, Rajveer Kapoor (Mahesh Manjrekar) has the memory of a goldfish and he constantly portrays his disability by making vulgar physical and oral gestures to describe anything he can't re-collect. Prem also has two uncles and aunts who live together with them in their sprawling mansion spanning across Thailand, Sri Lanka and Filmcity, Goregaon. There's also a random elderly neighbour who is invariable lurking about at the Kapoor household (the only way to get into the frame?).

Anyway, the film becomes a pickled mess when a girl on the run, Sanjana (Asin) lands up at the Kapoor residence, in the guise of Prem's prospective bride. Predictably, she wins everyone's hearts with her clichéd tactics (morning bhajans, respect for elders, disrespect for Prem etc). Now, Sanjana has a dark past and even darker relations, comprising a bevy of assorted villains from the past and present who flaunt every wig in the costume box. Some of them include, Bade Mama (Sharad Saxena), Chote Mama (Akhilendra Mishra), Bade Dada (Puneet Issar) and few other non-descript Bollywood henchmen.

In Hindi films, if the good doesn't reign over evil, it can atleast trick evil into switching sides. So, the Kapoors devise the most ridiculous plan (not even worth mentioning here) to get the Chaudharys (Sanjana's uncles) to indulge in some soul cleansing, beginning with chopping off their 'chotis' (the root of all evil?).

After several songs, excessive hamming and dialogues like "Iska koi resort nahin. Isse acha hain ki aap resort book karlo" and "In that case, mere paas aaja mere suitcase", you just want to dhinka chika yourself out of the movie hall. But the movie refuses to end, as unnecessary confusions and complications pile up and you wonder if there's enough reel left to clear it all up. Luckily, your prayers are answered as this movie ends like a school play, with the dim-witted criminals realizing they've wronged and swearing to mend their ways. Sigh.

'Dhinka Chika' will surely win enough whistles and 'Character Dheela' will leave many gasping. But if you're expecting a laugh-a-thon, then you're in the wrong movie. Salman gives in his 10 percent and packages it off with 200 percent confidence and style. Asin could surely get a chance to dub for the next Chip 'n' Dale film, in case her acting career doesn't fall in place.

When you exit this film, there will be little you will take away from it, apart from Salman's pocket-fiddling and bum rubbing dance moves. But then if Anees Bazmee was interested in making meaningful cinema, he would've demonstrated the same in "No Entry", "Welcome" or "Thank You". How about, "No, Thank You" for his next multi-starrer-no-brainer?

Fake Look of Bollywood SHIT ????

Drunken Vidya Balan Slurs; Stuns Ghosh; Ruins Shoot!

She slurred and lisped and swayed… and could barely stand still. A hugely embarrassed Sujoy Ghosh, sitting in patiently to put Vidya Balan through the paces of a photo shoot for his Kahaani was in for a rude shock!

A supremely inebriated Balan is something he had never bargained for! Ghosh, who was all eager to wrap up the day's shoot was at his wit's end… as the shoot proceeded sloppily…with Vidya going from bad to worse and a harried Ghosh knowing not what to do!

A good half hour later, the actress… burst out laughing uncontrollably and the prank was bared in all its glory.

 

A stunned Ghosh told the media that Balan was so convincing in her drunken act that he "completely believed" her. Although he states that it's highly unlike Vidya to show up sozzled to her (starry) gills for a shoot, he granted her "full marks for playing this role to perfection."

Kahaani showcases Balan as a married woman whose hubby comes down to India from London in search of a job, but goes missing. The script details Balan as a pregnant woman who goes to Kolkata to search for him.

FUCK Star kids Basteds of India Movies ???

 FUCK Star kids Basteds of India Movies ???

I am not a model nor a star kid, I look good and hell yeah, I can act really well. What do you think are my chances of getting into bollywood ?
I think the answer is a big fat NO?. If you look at the current crop of bollywood actresses, either they are models turned actresses or star kids.
There is no outsider. Where is the talent?. Isnt bollywood supposed to be driven by talent?
I agree looks sell, but talent sells more, agree or no?

FUCK Star kids Basteds of India Movies ???

FUCK Star kids Basteds of India Movies ???I am not a model nor a star kid, I look good and hell yeah, I can act really well. What do you think are my chances of getting into bollywood ?
I think the answer is a big fat NO?. If you look at the current crop of bollywood actresses, either they are models turned actresses or star kids.
There is no outsider. Where is the talent?. Isnt bollywood supposed to be driven by talent?
I agree looks sell, but talent sells more, agree or no?

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